Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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