I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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