Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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