She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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