You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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