he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Randomize
