Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Please don't give away my fajitas
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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