doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize