you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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