Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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