I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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