Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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