He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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