i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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