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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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