garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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