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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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