so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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