Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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