I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I was not drunk enough for that final.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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