YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
