Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
we're chasing vodka with high fives
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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