I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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