Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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