She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Mom said you looked used
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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