Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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