I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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