If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
