Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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