just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
i've created a new STD.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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