its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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