Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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