just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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