Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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