We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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