You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Randomize
