what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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