at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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