Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Quick, to the slutcave!
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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