I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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