we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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