Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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