Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
