google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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