We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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