that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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