Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Someone shit on the floor
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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