Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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