Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I'm always down for nudity.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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