are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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