i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
organizing the empties. That sober.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
