I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I will be naked everywhere
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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