And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
