you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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