Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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