Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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