Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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